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फुलझड़ी और पटाखा


संता बंता आपस में बातचीत कर रहे थे.

संता ने पूछा- पटाखा और फुलझड़ी का मतलब बता सकते हो.

बंता बोला- हां बिलकुल! मेरी वाइफ तो पटाखा है और.

उसकी बात पूरी हुई नहीं थी कि संता बोल पड़ा- मेरी फुलझड़ी...   Read
posted by Raghvendra SinghVerma @ 4:28PM on date 12-11-2012
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Dinner
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
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posted by sunil gothi @ 1:17PM on date 21-09-2012
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Sardar
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?

2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.

2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
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posted by sunil gothi @ 1:15PM on date 21-09-2012
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Dost kabhi nahin badalte......
1. RESULT AGAR ACHHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

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2. RESULT AGAR BURA HO:

Maa - Aag l..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 8:15AM on date 08-05-2011
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Hanuman ji
Hanuman ji:Bhole nath ab mai dharti par nahi reh sakta.

Shiv ji: kyu?

Hanuman ji: pahle log let k matha tekte the, fir thoda sa jhuk k tekne lage,me fir bhi khush tha,lekin abe to ghor kalyug aa gya hai.aaj mandir ..   Read
posted by sunil gothi @ 5:52PM on date 16-04-2011
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class
class me master sharab liye betha hai gor farmaiyega class me master sharab liye Betha hai Aur student itne chalu hai ki glass liye Betha hai...   Read
posted by sunil gothi @ 5:17PM on date 16-04-2011
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Pritam & Pappu
Pritam is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots his friend Pappu standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Pappu is just standing the..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 11:40PM on date 04-04-2011
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Let's Play
"What shall we play today?" said Namita to her best friend Savita.

"Let's play schools," said Savita.

"OK!" said Namita. "But I'm going to be absent." ..   Read
posted by dsujata @ 11:35PM on date 04-04-2011
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Dost kabhi nahin badalte......
1. RESULT AGAR ACHHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai..   Read
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posted by Shankar Das on date 08-05-2011
फुलझड़ी और पटाखा


संता बंता आपस में बातचीत कर रहे थे.

संता ने पूछा- पटाखा और फुलझड़ी का मतलब..   Read
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posted by Raghvendra SinghVerma on date 12-11-2012
Hanuman ji
Hanuman ji:Bhole nath ab mai dharti par nahi reh sakta.

Shiv ji: kyu?

Hanu..   Read
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posted by sunil gothi on date 16-04-2011
class
class me master sharab liye betha hai gor farmaiyega class me master sharab liye..   Read
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posted by sunil gothi on date 16-04-2011
Let's Play
"What shall we play today?" said Namita to her best friend Savita.

"Let's pla..   Read
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posted by dsujata on date 04-04-2011
Pritam & Pappu
Pritam is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots his friend Papp..   Read
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posted by Shankar Das on date 04-04-2011
Dinner
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab ta..   Read
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posted by sunil gothi on date 21-09-2012
Sardar
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?

2ND : Gold rin..   Read
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posted by sunil gothi on date 21-09-2012
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