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बनिए
बनिए की पत्नी बीमार थी, लाईट न होने की वजह से उसने कैंडल जला दी और बोला: डॉक्टर को लेने जा रहा हूँ, अगर तुम्हे लगे की तुम नहीं बचोगी तो प्लीज़ कैंडल बुझा देना...   Read
posted by Raghvendra SinghVerma @ 4:29PM on date 12-11-2012
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Yeh wahem hai.....
Khaufnaak Andheri Raat mein 12 baje...

Ek Bhoot dusre bhoot ko samajha raha tha...
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"Ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimaag ka fitur hai ka vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant Vajni..   Read
posted by SUDEEP VISHNOI @ 6:21PM on date 25-05-2011
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Swiss Bank..
Once rajnikant went to switzerland and accidently dropped his wallet in a building....

since then the building is known as "SWISS BANK"..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 1:35PM on date 26-04-2011
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एक गोली और तीन आदमी......
In a movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts th..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 7:33PM on date 23-04-2011
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Revolver without bullets........
Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catc..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 7:30PM on date 23-04-2011
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A piece of stone
Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA ..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 6:52PM on date 11-04-2011
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SOLAR ECLIPSE...............
Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun...
The sun got scared and hided itself behind the Moon...
Later this situation was named as..
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SOLAR ECLIP..   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 6:50PM on date 11-04-2011
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एक गोली और तीन आदमी......
In a movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but un..   Read
Views (1099)
1 comments
posted by Shankar Das on date 23-04-2011
A piece of stone
Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
No..   Read
Views (1064)
1 comments
posted by Shankar Das on date 11-04-2011
बनिए
बनिए की पत्नी बीमार थी, लाईट न होने की वजह से उसने कैंडल जला दी और बोला: डॉक्टर ..   Read
Views (909)
0 comments
posted by Raghvendra SinghVerma on date 12-11-2012
Swiss Bank..
Once rajnikant went to switzerland and accidently dropped his wallet in a buildi..   Read
Views (628)
1 comments
posted by Shankar Das on date 26-04-2011
Yeh wahem hai.....
Khaufnaak Andheri Raat mein 12 baje...

Ek Bhoot dusre bhoot ko samajha raha..   Read
Views (588)
0 comments
posted by SUDEEP VISHNOI on date 25-05-2011
Revolver without bullets........
Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it..   Read
Views (556)
0 comments
posted by Shankar Das on date 23-04-2011
SOLAR ECLIPSE...............
Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun...
The sun got scared and hided..   Read
Views (535)
0 comments
posted by Shankar Das on date 11-04-2011
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