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दीपावली की शोपिंग
बाजार में कई जगह पटाखें देखकर थक चुकी पत्नी अपने पति से बोली-जल्दी-जल्दी कुछ न कुछ खरीद लो. क्या चकरी की तरह गोल-गोल घूमकर टाइम पास कर रहे हो. जल्दी कुछ लेते क्यों नहीं...   Read
posted by Raghvendra SinghVerma @ 4:28PM on date 12-11-2012
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Husband and wife
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!..   Read
posted by sunil gothi @ 1:13PM on date 21-09-2012
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SMS will run our country...
MUNNA- apun ka desh kaun chalata hain?
circuit-bhai simple hai.......apna SMS..
MUNNA- kya fekta hain??
circuit- bhai sms bole to.. "SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH..." ..   Read
posted by Jatin Sodi @ 9:21AM on date 28-05-2012
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change from inside..
If n Egg Break Due 2 OUTSIDE Force
"Inside Lyf ENDs"
But
If it Break 4m inside "Lyf Begins"
G8 Thing Always Bgin 4m Inside
Try 2 make ur inside GOOD
all efforts to change start there...   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 1:56PM on date 23-04-2012
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Ek ladki thi...........
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan..........   Read
posted by Jatin Sodi @ 12:54PM on date 25-03-2012
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पति : मुझे शर्म आती है।
पत्नी : अरे आप अली भाई की बीवी के जनाजे में नहीं गए?
पति : मुझे शर्म आती है।
पत्नी : अजीब आदमी हो, इसमें किस बात की शर्म।
पति : अब किस मुंह से जाऊं? पहले भी अली भाई की दो बीवियों के जनाजे में जा चुका हूं। पर उन्हें..   Read
posted by RADHIKA @ 11:28PM on date 14-11-2011
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What Is Love?
1ladki Ne God Se Pucha,What Is Love? God Ne Kha Jao Bag Me Se 1 Phul Lao,Vo ladki Phul lene Gyi, Use 1 Phul Pasand Aya Pr Vo Jyada Sunder Phul Chahti Thi, Vo Age Chali gyi, Lekin Use Acha Phul Na Mila,Jab Vo wapis Vo Phu..   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 7:43PM on date 30-08-2011
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पप्पू SMS
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*****1*****
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पप्पू: पापा अगर आपको 10 और 5 रूपये रास्ते में पड़े मिले तो आप कौन सा नोट उठाओगे?..   Read
posted by streetboy @ 6:26PM on date 24-07-2011
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Nari shakti ki jai ho.......
India now ruled by:

Amma in SOUTH,
Didi in EAST,
Bhenji in NORTH,
Aunty in the CAPITAL,
Madam in the CENTER,

&

Wife at the HOME.

So "Nari shakti ki jai ho".................   Read
posted by Shankar Das @ 9:05PM on date 02-06-2011
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Missing ya..
Husband was throwing knives at wife's photo.....
all were missing the target!
Suddenly he recieves a call from her, "Hi what r U doing ?"
Husband replied HONESTLY , 'MISSING YOU DEAR'.

..   Read
posted by SUDEEP VISHNOI @ 5:52PM on date 25-05-2011
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Nari shakti ki jai ho.......
India now ruled by:

Amma in SOUTH,
Didi in EAST,
Bhenji in NORTH,
Aunty in..   Read
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posted by Shankar Das on date 02-06-2011
पति : मुझे शर्म आती है।
पत्नी : अरे आप अली भाई की बीवी के जनाजे में नहीं गए?
पति : मुझे शर्म आती है। ..   Read
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posted by RADHIKA on date 14-11-2011
दीपावली की शोपिंग
बाजार में कई जगह पटाखें देखकर थक चुकी पत्नी अपने पति से बोली-जल्दी-जल्दी कुछ न क..   Read
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posted by Raghvendra SinghVerma on date 12-11-2012
पप्पू SMS
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*****1*****
---..   Read
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posted by streetboy on date 24-07-2011
What Is Love?
1ladki Ne God Se Pucha,What Is Love? God Ne Kha Jao Bag Me Se 1 Phul Lao,Vo ladk..   Read
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posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 30-08-2011
change from inside..
If n Egg Break Due 2 OUTSIDE Force
"Inside Lyf ENDs"
But
If it Break 4m insid..   Read
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posted by Shankar Das on date 23-04-2012
Ek ladki thi...........
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se ..   Read
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posted by Jatin Sodi on date 25-03-2012
Missing ya..
Husband was throwing knives at wife's photo.....
all were missing the target!
..   Read
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posted by SUDEEP VISHNOI on date 25-05-2011
SMS will run our country...
MUNNA- apun ka desh kaun chalata hain?
circuit-bhai simple hai.......apna SMS....   Read
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posted by Jatin Sodi on date 28-05-2012
Husband and wife
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya..   Read
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posted by sunil gothi on date 21-09-2012
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