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Password for Bank
एक बार संता ने ई-बैंकिंग के लिए पासवर्ड बनाया ।
वह था- 'राम, सीता, लक्ष्मण, हनुमान, रावण, दिल्ली, स्पाइडरमैन ।

बंता ने पूछा - यार! इतना लांबा पासवर्ड?

संता बोला - क्या करूं यार बैंक वाले कहते है कि पासवर्ड में प..   Read
posted by Ishwinder Singh Pujji @ 3:51PM on date 24-05-2013
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Tmhri Ankho me
Ladka apni GF se:Main Tumhri Ankho me Puri Dunia dekh sakta hun JANU,Paas se Guzarta hua 1 Admi bola -
Thodo dekho to Jalori Gate Me Juice ki dukaan khuli ya Nahi?..   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 7:43PM on date 30-08-2011
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LOVE
Love knows no reasons,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but doesn't mind...   Read
posted by VIKASH GUPTA @ 10:13PM on date 02-06-2011
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Life doesn't make you or break you
Life doesn't make you or break you, Its ur own mentality that decides this, So, never hesitate & Never feel low, wear a smile & rock the show.........   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 9:27PM on date 19-04-2011
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Arz kiya hai.....
Arz kiya hai yun na kisi k dil se khelo, yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
jab SMS hi nahi karna to Phone bechkar radio hi le lo........   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 9:25PM on date 19-04-2011
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JAB PYAAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA !!!!
Boy : kal se hum kahin aur milenge
Girl : kyu?
Boy : Bade zalim hai teri gali k bachhe!!!
Girl : kyu ? kya hua?
Boy: kutte piche laga kar kehte hain

JAB PYAAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA !!!!..   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 4:48PM on date 07-04-2011
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Afridi & Sohaib
Afridi-hum sachin ko kisi bhi haal mein century nahi banane denge,
sohaib- magar hum use rokenge kaise,
Afridi-hum 100 ke andar all out ho jayenge.......   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 9:33PM on date 06-04-2011
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Lose something...
We can always lose something for someone but we should not lost someone for something, because life can return something but not someone....   Read
posted by Ashish Chaudha @ 9:30PM on date 06-04-2011
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Password for Bank
एक बार संता ने ई-बैंकिंग के लिए पासवर्ड बनाया ।
वह था- 'राम, सीता, लक्ष्मण, हन..   Read
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posted by Ishwinder Singh Pujji on date 24-05-2013
Tmhri Ankho me
Ladka apni GF se:Main Tumhri Ankho me Puri Dunia dekh sakta hun JANU,Paas se Guz..   Read
Views (639)
0 comments
posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 30-08-2011
LOVE
Love knows no reasons,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has ..   Read
Views (598)
1 comments
posted by VIKASH GUPTA on date 02-06-2011
JAB PYAAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA !!!!
Boy : kal se hum kahin aur milenge
Girl : kyu?
Boy : Bade zalim hai teri gali ..   Read
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posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 07-04-2011
Afridi & Sohaib
Afridi-hum sachin ko kisi bhi haal mein century nahi banane denge,
sohaib- mag..   Read
Views (577)
0 comments
posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 06-04-2011
Life doesn't make you or break you
Life doesn't make you or break you, Its ur own mentality that decides this, So, ..   Read
Views (542)
0 comments
posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 19-04-2011
Arz kiya hai.....
Arz kiya hai yun na kisi k dil se khelo, yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
jab SMS h..   Read
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posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 19-04-2011
Lose something...
We can always lose something for someone but we should not lost someone for some..   Read
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posted by Ashish Chaudha on date 06-04-2011
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